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ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़ –
पूरे इंडिया में मोबाइल कम्पनी
को 2000 करोड़ रूपये का घाटा।।
करवा चौथ की मेहँदी लगी
होने के कारण सभी औरतों ने 4 घण्टे व्हाट्सएप्प का त्याग किया। ?

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महिलाओं ने सर्वसम्मति से निर्णय लिया की –
.
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करवा चौथ पर गिफ्ट बड़ा हो तो आटा की छन्नी से
ओर गिफ्ट छोटा हो तो चाय की छन्नी से पती को देंखे ?

 

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My Dear Loving Wife –
तुम जंहा भी हो मेरे लिए
करवा चौथ का व्रत मत रखना
मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड ने रख लिया हैं
तुम बाद में रख लेना ?

 

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उन पुरुषों को भी
“करवा चौथ” की अग्रिम बधाई
.
.
.
जिन्होने महिलाओँ के नाम पर
फेक आई डी बनाई है।
.
सदा सुहागन रहो ?

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She: तुम भी मेरे साथ करवाचौथ में उपवास रखोगे ना जान !?
He: मैंने कभी कहा तुम मेरे साथ दारु पीने चलो !? ?

 

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एक बार लक्ष्मी जी का वाहन उल्लू उनसे रूठ गया
लक्ष्मी जी ने पूछा तो बोला कि आपकी सब पूजा करते हैं
मगर मुझे कोई नहीं पूजता लक्ष्मी जी बोली कि
आज से हर साल मेरी पूजा से 11 दिंन पहले तुम्हारी पूजा होगी
उस दिन उल्लू पूजे जाया करेंगें
तब से लेकर आज तक “दीवाली” से ठीक
11 दिन पहले “करवाचौथ” मनाया जाता है!! ?

 

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सभी मैरिड भाइयो को ये सूचित किया जाता हैं,
की करवा चौथ के दिन सावधानी और धीरज से काम ले
क्युकी भूखी शेरनी ज्यादा खतरनाक होती हैं …!! ?

Happy Karwa Chauth 2019

 

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NASA को चाँद पर 10000 टन पानी मिला।
स्वाद भी बिलकुल भारतीय पानी जैसा ही है।
जाँच करने पर पता चला है कि यह तो वही पानी है,
जो भारतीय महिलाओं ने करवाचौथ पर चाँद को पिलाया था। ?

 

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What is the Hollywood movie made for ‘fasting’ ladies?
.
.
.
‘Fast and Furious’
One day Fast, 364 days Furious! ?

Happy Karwa Chauth!

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करवा चौथ पर विशेष ऑफर

करवा चौथ का व्रत रखने वाली
सभी महिलाओ को गोल-गप्पे बिलकुल मुफ्त !

शर्ते लागू:
ऑफर केवल चन्द्रमा के निकलने से पहले तक ?

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खुशहाल विवाहित जीवन का राज –

.
खुद को शेर समझो …
और बीवी को ….
.
शेरावाली माता! ……..

बोलो साचे दरबार की जय……! ?

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ये बीवियां भी बहुत अजीब होती हैं
364 दिन पति को जीने नहीं देती और 1 दिन
करवा चौथ का व्रत करके मरने भी नहीं देती ?

Happy Karwa Chauth

 

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बीवियाँ आती हैं हीर की तरह
अच्छी लगती हैं खीर की तरह
फिर चुभती हैं तीर की तरह
हालत कर देती हैं फ़कीर की तरह! ?

Happy karwa Chauth!

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ना जाने क्यों रह रह के
एक बात हमे बहुत सताती हैं,
करवा चौथ करती हैं तुम्हारी बीवी
उम्र हमारी क्यों बढ़ जाती हैं ?

हैप्पी करवा चौथ 2019

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नोट : जनहित में जारी..

करवा चौथ के दिन
पति का दिमाग खाने से भी
करवा चौथ का व्रत टूट सकता है ?

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मोहब्बत तो किसी एक से करूंगी
हो सके तो किसी नेक से करूंगी
लेकिन जब तक ना मिलेगा वो नेक लड़का
ट्राई तो हर एक को करूंगी ?

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पत्नी ने करवा चौथ पर पति से कहा,
“छोटा मोटा ही सही पर गोल्ड का कुछ दिला दो?”
पति – ये ले छोटी गोल्ड फ्लेक। ?

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A study reveals that
If women keep “Maun Vrat”
Instead of Karwa Chauth Vrat,
Men surely will have a long life! ?

Happy Karwa Chauth!

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करवा चौथ के नशे में डूबे
सारे पतियों को ये ज्ञात हो कि

बेशक साल में एक दिन उनकी पूजा
“भाजपा” के चुनाव चिन्ह से हो,

लेकिन बाकी
364 दिन तो “कांग्रेस” और “आप”
के चुनाव चिन्ह से होनी है….!!! ?

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आदरणीय पति देव साहब
आपके लम्बी आयु की रिचार्ज की तिथि आ गयी है.
17 october 2019 को करवा चौथ हैं
अतः आपसे सादर आग्रह है की पत्नी को
मंहगी साड़ी और गहने
दे के अपनी आयु रिचार्ज करवा ले।
जनहित मे जारी
-धन्यवाद ?

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Getting married is like
giving your own…
.
.
.
.
Supari! ?

Happy Karwa Chauth!

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गर्लफ्रेंड – तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो
बॉयफ्रेंड – अपनी जान से भी ज्यादा
गर्लफ्रेंड – मेरे लिए चाँद तारे तोड़कर लाओगे
बॉयफ्रेंड – तो करवा चौथ तेरे बाप के तकले को देखकर मनाएंगे ?

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करवाचौथ कब है..
कब है करवाचौथ..?
…….. ये गब्बर नहीं
गबराया हुआ पति पूछ रहा है
ताकि भूल न जाए बिचारा ?? ?

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Congratulations to
All husbands for
Renewal of their…
….life insurance. ?

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जो अमृत पीते हैं उन्हें देव
और जो विष पीते हैं उन्हें ‘महादेव’ कहते है
लेकिन विष पीकर भी जो अमृत जैसा मुंह बनाए उसे
‘पतिदेव’ कहते हैं…

करवा चौथ स्पेशल ?

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हैप्पी करवा चौथ जोक्स हिंदी में 2019

ताज़ा शोध से पता चला हैं की
पत्नी करवा चौथ की जगह मौन व्रत रखे
तो पति 25 साल तक ज्यादा ज़िंदा रह सकता हैं ?

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You know why women starts with ‘W’
Because all questions start with “W”..
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!! ? ?
Happy Karwa Chauth 2019

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रात का मंजर कुछ ऐसा था ग़ालिब
महिलाएँ आसमान मे चाँद देख रही थी
और पुरूष अगल बगल की छत पर !

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चाँद भी कमाल का हैं,
कुछ दिन पहले दिखा,
तो लाखों बकरो की जान ले ली,
और आज दिखेगा तो,
लाखों बकरों की उम्र बढ़ जाएगी ?

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I never wanted the stars,
Never shot for the moon,
I like them right where they are
All I wanted was You !

I Love You So Much

Happy Karwa Chauth 2019

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When I say I love you,
It doesn’t mean just 3 words of love,
It means I care for you,
I trust you,
I believe you,
I miss you,
Love sometimes changes some moment
And sometimes Whole Life!

Happy Karwa Chauth…!!

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You r my first Love and I’m willing to take
Chance, until life is through, I’ll still
Be loving you. I’ll b true to you,
Just a promise from you’ll do..!!!

Happy Karwa Chauth 2019

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Like the Moon n Twinkling stars,
Why are perfect the way you are.
So close your eyes and wait for me,
Then you’ll see you are the one for me

Happy Karwa Chauth

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A dark cloud of gloom is hovering my heart,
Am praying for your happiness and long life,
You are always in my heart,
Missing you very much on this Karwa Chauth.

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How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day I die.
On this Karwa Chauth.. All I want to thank you
For all you have done for me..In all these years..

Thanks & Happy Karwa Chauth

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If I were a tear in ur eye I would roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye,
I would never cry as I would be afraid to lose you!
Thanks for being mine forever.

Happy Karva Chauth!

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The secret of a happy marriage is
Finding the right person.
You know they’re right
If you love to be with them all the time.
You are lucky to have the right woman by your side!

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This Moon, this night. It’s so romantic!
It drives me crazy.
I want to hug you I want to be with you.
I miss you. Happy Karwa Chauth!

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You are my sunshine, sweet blessing,
The drop of joy and the snuggle pad of my life.
I wouldn’t have been able to do anything without you.
I love you.

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The Moon whispered to me at night
I had a dream of you and me
We are together, in love.
It was the sweetest dream of Celebrating Karwa Chauth

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Open your eyes the moon
Is nice forget your bad dreams.
Have a new start in the very night
Because it’s a Karva Chauth.

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Happy Karva Chauth Message for Wife

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I’m feeling so happy,
Do u know y?
Cuz I m so lucky,
Do u know how?
Cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
Cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know wat?
Its you my Love!

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I did not take any wheat
I, as your Husband care for u
Every moment I love you
HAPPY KARVA CHAUTH

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The moon is shining brightly…
The festive mood is all around…
But you are so far away Sweetheart,
I miss you so much, On this Karwa Chauth.

Happy Karwa Chauth Dear

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You love me and I love you,
We are lovers and best friends too,
On this Karwachauth I just wanna say..
Thank you darling for coming my way

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Its day of fast my wife
I know you care for my life
Though I can eat
But believe I did not take any wheat
I as Husband cares of your
Every moment I love you More.. More More..
Happy Karwa Chauth to my darling wife….

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I started living the day you came in my life,
So if u r fasting for me then I just want to let you
Know that I want 2 live as long as you r there with me,

Happy Karwa Chauth 2019

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I told my heart not to beat since u were filled in it,
It kept my word and stop the beat.
Since the blood was passing through the heart,
The passes of each drop said your name my love!
Thanks for praying for me.

Happy Karva Chauth!!

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You’re the center of my fantasy
Because I love you way more than
The Sun than brighten my day
And the Moon that keeps the night awake.

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Even if the stars fail to shine
And the moon refuse to light up the world,
I know I have nothing to fear.
I have my guardian angel to look after me,
Care for me and love me forever and always. I love you!

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I wished upon the moon many times
And now that you and I are together,
I know the wishes have been answered.
Happy Karwa Chauth My Love

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Only the Moon can love the Earth the way I love you.
Even when you don’t see me for some time,
I’m still coming back in the end of the day.
Even if I’m far away, I’m the closest person in your life.

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Look, the moon is looking at you.
See, stars are shining for you.
Hear, birds are singing to you.
Listen, my heart is saying to you.
Happy Karwa Chauth!

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सुन्दरता की प्रतिस्पर्धा अपने पुरे शबाब पे हैं,
आज एक चाँद दूसरे चाँद के इंतज़ार में हैं..।

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करवा चौथ आया है, खुशियाँ हज़ार लाया हैं
हर सुहागन ने चाँद से, थोडा सा रूप चुराया हैं।

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सुख दुःख मे हम तुम हर पल साथ निभाएंगे,
एक जनम नहीं सातो जनम पति-पत्नी बन आएंगे।

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तेरी तस्वीर बना कर आसमान में टांग आए थे
और लोग पुछ रहे हैं आज ये चाँद बेदाग कैसे.?

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सुबह से भूखी है, उसका गला भी सूखा जाता हैं,
उसे प्यार जताने का बस यही तरीका आता हैं..।।

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आपका साथ मुझे जीवन भर मिले,
हर सुख दुःख मे आप सदा मेरे संग रहे।

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इस जीवन मे मुझे जो मिला है तेरा साथ,
दुःख सारे मिट गए, हुआ खुशियो का आगाज़।

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धन्य वो देवी जो पति सुख हेतु व्रत पावे,
धन्य वो पति जो देवी रूप पत्नी पावे..।।

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चाँद मे दिखती है मुझे मेरे पिया की सूरत,
चाँद संग चांदनी सी है मुझे भी उनकी जरुरत हैं।

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किसी ने खूब कहा हैं –
ऐ चाँद तू किस मजहब का हैं,
ईद भी तेरी और करवाचौथ भी तेरा।

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सनम का चाँद सा चेहरा जब तक न हो निगाहों मे,
कहाँ करवा चौथ तब तक, कहाँ कोई दिवाली हैं..।।

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चाँद की पूजा करके करती हूँ मैं तेरी सलामती की दुआ,
तुझे लग जाये मेरी भी उमर गम रहे हर पल जुदा..।।

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अब तो आ ही गया चाँद सनम तुम भी आ जाओ,
बनकर धढकन सीने में मेरे, ऐ मेरे चाँद तुम समा जाओ।

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सनम दिल से ना जाना दूर, ये बात अपने दिल को कह दो,
पिला के अपने हाथो से पानी व्रत पूरा हमारा कर दो..।।

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मुहब्बत एक ऐसी भी, खुदा की बनाई मोती सी,
भूख प्यास से और चमके. ऐसी फितरत करवा चौथ की ज्योति सी।

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खुद सारे दिन भूखी रहकर अपने पति के लिए अच्छे स्वास्थ्य
तथा लम्बी उम्र की कामना करने वाली भारतीय नारी को दिल से नमन।

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May the Moonlight flood your life With, Happiness and Joy, Peace and Harmony.

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Love laughter and Good Luck too.. May this Karwa Chauth be super special for you.

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May god bless you with Happy and Prosperous Long Life. HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH…!!

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On this Divine day God may shower his blessings on both of you Wishes on Karwa Chauth.

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Dear Honey, Sending you my warm wishes on Karwa Chauth.. for a long happy married life..

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I know fairy tales come true because I have you. Happy Karwa Chauth My Love.

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My six word love story: “I can’t imagine life without you.” Happy Karwa Chauth

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You have no idea how much my heart races when I see you. Happy Karwa Chauth Dear.

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Every day with you is a wonderful addition to my life’s journey. Happy Karva Chauth!!

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I love you more than I did yesterday but not more than I will tomorrow, Happy Karwa Chauth Jaan.

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I love the moon at night. It gives me sweet dreams of love and serenity. Happy Karwa Chauth My
Lovely Wife

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Just had to let you know, loving you is the best thing that happened to me. Happy Karwa Chauth my
Beloved.

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I never wanted the stars, never shot for the moon, I like them right where they are.. all I wanted was You!

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It doesn’t matter how many years pass by, the flight of our love will always fly high. Happy Karwa Chauth

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Karva Chauth is that one day celebration that comes annually and is observed by women in India for the welfare and health of their husbands.

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Day seems long and moon doesn’t show, thirsty hungry, yet on the go salute indian women for their sacrifice and love an incarnation of goddesses from heaven above.

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I love living long life with you and I live life for loving you.

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Everyday that I get to be your wife, I thank the universe for bringing me to you.

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Sweetheart always keep your smile. That’s how I explain your my long nad my happy life.

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Loving you is amazing, but the fact that you love me is a miracle. Happy Karva Chauth 2019.

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All the men in this world should learn a thing or two, about being a perfect husband from you.

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I could easily say that I love you to death, but I really want to live forever to love you eternally.

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Every single day that I spend being your wife, I realize how lucky I am to live such an amazing life.

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My life’s biggest achievement is that I get to be with an awesome man like you every day. I love you.

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I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.

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From all of life’s troubles, you have given me bail. My life has become, a lovely fairytale. Happy Karwa Chauth!!

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The perfect husband as described by magazines doesn’t exit. That’s because he has already been taken – by me.

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I have only one complaint in my life. I want you to be home earlier, so I have more time to cuddle, love and kiss you.

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Karwa Chauth is a celebration of our marriage and your long life. I promise you will remember this one for the rest of your life

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Much more than just attraction, lust and passion, our marriage embodies honesty, care and affection. Happy Karva Chauth.

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There should have been a cautionary warning below your name in our marriage certificate that reads – Beware of Hot Husband.

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I wish you a long and successful life. I wish you excellent health. Most importantly, I wish you happiness – without measure – every day!

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Today on this Karwa Chauth my heart wants to sing, The smile on my face when I look at my ring.
My life is yours my heart I give, Until we die and while we live.

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Gold, silver, platinum or diamonds are not enough to express your worth, ‘coz baby to me you’re simply, PRICELESS! Happy Karwa Chauth. Wish you a long and satisfying life.

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