Teacher Student Jokes 2020

Teacher Student Jokes 2020
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Teacher Student Jokes 2020

 

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मास्टर जी :- अगर पृथ्वी के अंदर “LAVA” है तो बाहर क्या है?

संजू :- मास्टर जी बाहर “ओप्पो” और “VIVO” है…

घोर सन्नाटा 😛 🙂 😉 😛 🙂 😉 😛

Maastar ji: – Agar prithvi ke andar “lava” hai to bahar kya hai?

Sanju: – Maastar ji bahar “Oppo” aur “Vivo” hai …

Ghor Sannaata 😛 🙂 😉 😛 🙂 😉 😛

 

Jokes On Teachers Day

 

कमाल के दिन थे वो “स्कूल” के भी
मैडम “मुर्गा” हमे बनाती थी और…
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Exam में “अंडे” खुद देती थी…!!
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Teacher Vs Student Jokes In Hindi

Nursery Ke Student Ne Exam Sheet
Pe “SUSU” Kar Diya…

Teacher = Yeh kya kiya hai tumne…?

Student = Mummy Ne Kaha Tha Ki Pehle
Jo Aa Raha Ho Wahi Karna… 😉 😉

दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़… दे थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़
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Teacher Student Joke In Hindi

मास्टरजी = २ मे से २ गइल त केतना बचल…?

पापुआ = ना बुझाइल मास्टरजी…

मास्टरजी = रे बऊचट… मान ले तोरे पास २ लिट्टी बा
और दुनो ते खा गइले त तोरे पास का बचल…?

पापुआ = चोखा मास्टर जी चोखा बची…!!!!
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Jokes For Teachers Day In Hindi

Teacher = Monu, Tum college kis liye aate ho…?

Student = Sir, Vidya Ke Khaatir…

Teacher = Toh tum so kyu rahe ho…?

Student =Sir, Vidya aaj aayi nahi hai…
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Teacher Student Funny Shayari Hindi

Teacher and her three #Boy students :-

Teacher – Why did you laugh…?

Boy first – I saw a strap of your bra Mam…

Teacher – You are punished to stay out of school for one week.

Boy Second laughed…

Teacher – Why did you laugh…?

Boy Second – I saw your bra straps also…

Teacher – You are punished to stay out of school for one month.

Teacher bent down to pickup a book. Boy third started walking out of the class…

Teacher – Why are you leaving…?

Boy Third – I think my school days are over…
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मास्टर = रहीम का कोई सा भी एक #दोहा सुनाओ।

मोहन = मास्टर जी मुझे नहीं आता।

मास्टर = तुम्हें जितना आता है… उतना ही सुना दो।

मोहन = कभी प्यासे को “वाटर” पिलाया नहीं,
बाद में “क्वाटर” पिलाने से क्या फायदा।

मास्टर = मोहन बैठ जा… मन “भटका” रहा है।
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